I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
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