Having a random hookup so left but love u
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Randomize
