On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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