It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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