are you still at the devil's house?
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Randomize
