im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
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You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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