More tranny stories later!
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
