why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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