Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Randomize
