The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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