you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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