their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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