Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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