ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Also, beer. Big fan.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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