How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
If its not for food we ain't going out.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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