...so i touched it.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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