So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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