do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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