last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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