she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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