I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
kristin has been a bad kristin
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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