I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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