I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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