Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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