like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
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