just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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