I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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