My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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