I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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