Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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