ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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