is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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