There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
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Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I lost the right to judge tonight
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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