Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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