Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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