did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
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