That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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