yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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