This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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