why didn't you poke me back
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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