I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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