she's into porn, im staying here tonight
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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