It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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