No awkward lesbian experiences without me
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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