jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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