i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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