Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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