drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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