Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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