wrigley field is MILF paradise
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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