Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
we should paint friendship bongs
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