can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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