their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
i just had sex bonerless
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize
