some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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